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May 14 2010 06:46pm
Got arrested last night with my cousin trying to open car doors, we got into like four, and stole change from two. A person saw us and called the cops, five undercover cops were watching us. We knew it was sketchy too cause we kept seeing people wearing black shirts.

Then a huge black dude walking across the street asked if I had the time, and then pointed a taser at me and said get on the ground and we started to sprint then five more cops came out of all directions with tazers...

Felony burglary charge, 5,000 dollars bail, and an expensive lesson learned. Don't fuck around with that shit, if you haven't been to jail you don't want to go. I sat for ten hours freezing cold, shit food, weird people everywhere, it smells like shit, and you can't sleep cause the chairs are hard as rocks and you can't lay down or anything.

This post was edited by BrenisaPub on May 14 2010 06:47pm
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May 14 2010 06:46pm
Filthy thief (lol u got caught)
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Quote (BrenisaPub @ May 14 2010 05:46pm)
Got arrested last night with my cousin trying to open car doors, we got into like four, and stole change from two. A person saw us and called the cops, five undercover cops were watching us. We knew it was sketchy too cause we kept seeing people wearing black shirts.

Then a huge black dude walking across the street asked if I had the time, and then pointed a taser at me and we started to sprint then five more cops came out of all directions with tazers...

Felony burglary charge, 5,000 dollars bail, and an expensive lesson learned. Don't fuck around with that shit, if you haven't been to jail you don't want to go. I sat for ten hours freezing cold, shit food, weird people everywhere, it smells like shit, and you can't sleep cause the chairs are hard as rocks and you can't lay down or anything.


uhh im sure they dont just point tasers at you? why are you guys hitting change anyways
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May 14 2010 06:47pm
Serves you right, you low life.
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May 14 2010 06:47pm
Quote (Ralekills @ May 14 2010 08:46pm)
Filthy thief (lol u got caught)


Just some bad luck with money lately, not something i've done before. I have nothing on my record, not even a ticket, so i'm going to be let off with probation and possibly community service.
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May 14 2010 06:48pm
so can i ask where you got that 100fg? did you STEAL it??
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May 14 2010 06:48pm
you were stealing change out of cars? yet you could afford the 5-g bail on the spot?
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Quote (Superfly_B @ May 14 2010 08:48pm)
so can i ask where you got that 100fg? did you STEAL it??


Bad attempt at a joke. I know what I was doing was wrong, but if people are stupid enough to leave their doors unlocked.. it's not like I was busting out windows or vandalizing their property.
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Quote (macfinn @ May 14 2010 08:48pm)
you were stealing change out of cars? yet you could afford the 5-g bail on the spot?


That wasn't the intention, there was nothing else in there..
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May 14 2010 06:49pm
Werd bro, I've been to jail too it's no joke man i had to blow other guys to get some cigarettes and had a train run on me in the showers. Afterward I went home and wrote in my diary about my voluntary tour of prison.
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