If you've been on D2Jsp for as long as I, you have seen many retards and shitposters come and go over the years. Lately Ghot has been one of the most prolific of them all. This helpful guide will show you, the D2Jsp Computer Hardware Discussion™ poster, how to post just like him!
First, start off with some bullshit argument that is completely copy/pasted from Wikipedia and is completely irrelevant to the topic at hand:
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Scopelosaurus ahlstromi is a waryfish of the family Notosudidae, found in all oceans, at depths of down to 500 m. Its length is between 15 and 25 cm.
Scopelosaurus ahlstromi is a small slender deepwater species with a high first dorsal fin and an adipose second dorsal fin. The snout is pointed and the eyes are disproportionately large.
Body colour is brilliant silver on the flanks with opalescent belly scales.
Then after someone disagrees with you post a picture of something completely irrelevant to the argument you made before. Like so:
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See, you can post just like Ghot too! Now go out and shit up the forum!