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Feb 9 2010 03:56am
a truck driver see across the road an all green auto stopper,
he stops and the green guy says :" im from mars, im gay, and im hungry"
the driver giv him the half of his sandwich, and continue his way

2km later, he see across the road an all red auto stopper,
he stops and the red guy says : "im from venus, im gay, and im hungry"
the driver giv him the second half of his sandwich, and continue his way

2km later, he see across the road an all blue auto stopper,
he stops and say ; "sry my little gay friend, i havent sandwich anymore, but if u like i still got a big sausage for u"
ad the blue guy says : "police..."

hope u will understand my bad english+enjoy

This post was edited by metakirby on Feb 9 2010 03:57am
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Feb 9 2010 04:02am
I laughed, but only half as hard as I would have if I understood it.
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Feb 9 2010 04:13am
I have never understood how people can be this bad at English...
I'm no native either...
Your English is almost as bad as my French, but as a consequence, I just don't bother to speak French.
So please, stop writing English or learn it properly.
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Feb 9 2010 04:18am
Quote (Joost_nl2 @ Feb 9 2010 12:13pm)
I have never understood how people can be this bad at English...
I'm no native either...
Your English is almost as bad as my French, but as a consequence, I just don't bother to speak French.
So please, stop writing English or learn it properly.


...blabla

im not intersested of speaking a better english sry

just cry if u havent got enought imagination to understand :P
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Feb 9 2010 04:18am
not bad joke.
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Feb 9 2010 04:20am
Quote (metakirby @ Feb 9 2010 11:18am)
...blabla

im not intersested of speaking a better english sry

just cry if u havent got enought imagination to understand :P


I was crying actually.. :(
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Feb 9 2010 07:55am
Quote (Joost_nl2 @ Feb 9 2010 04:13am)
I have never understood how people can be this bad at English...
I'm no native either...
Your English is almost as bad as my French, but as a consequence, I just don't bother to speak French.
So please, stop writing English or learn it properly.


You forgot to say "in" in between "writing" and "English".
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Feb 9 2010 07:58am
The worst thing. EVER.
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Feb 9 2010 09:46am
Quote (metakirby @ Feb 9 2010 04:56am)
a truck driver see across the road an all green auto stopper,
he stops and the green guy says :" im from mars, im gay, and im hungry"
the driver giv him the half of his sandwich, and continue his way

2km later, he see across the road an all red auto stopper,
he stops and the red guy says : "im from venus, im gay, and im hungry"
the driver giv him the second half of his sandwich, and continue his way

2km later, he see across the road an all blue auto stopper,
he stops and say ; "sry my little gay friend, i havent sandwich anymore, but if u like i still got a big sausage for u"
ad the blue guy says : "police..."

hope u will understand my bad english+enjoy


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Feb 9 2010 09:55am
Quote (thunderwing @ Feb 9 2010 02:55pm)
You forgot to say "in" in between "writing" and "English".


imo thunderwing is 666- spawn and should go poop in simplyben's mouth =|
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