I - Know thine strength
II - Thou shalt not fight Elites without an escape route
III - Thou shalt not chase loot bandits into uncharted lands
IV - Monitor thy internet connection
V - Honour thy fellow Nephalem
VI - Thou shalt not afk outside of town
VII - Thou shalt not bear false witness against Blizzard servers
VIII - Thou shalt not covet thine neighbour's gear
IX - Thou shall halt thine porn download queue
X - Thou shall rest after death to calm thy fuck down