Hey Guys i want to sell my Legendary Wife Not often used fresh drop.

100% CC, 500%cd, 9% Cooking speed, 10% Chance to get laid after Work. -100% gold find, 5% Less Hairs after 5 Years

Starting Price 1b

Need better cooking speed & better CtglaW %

Start with 100m because it/she lacks too much stats as mentioned above.

sry to dissapoint you, she was used already.

lower start pls.

I sayd not often used so a 40% Chance shes Pregnant so we start with 100m Keiju winning atm

Wow-wowww, hold ur horses. Nobody mentioned anything about possible pregnancies ! I'll retract my offer, no need double shiznitz !

Hey hey thats a free bonus! and its only 40%!

Please post picture of the item ;-)

its a 70% chance to get slaped if i do a picture so i dont want to risk that

well hum im busted its a fake legendary "wife" haha