when i was 10 years old my mom told me that santa was going to get me a Gameboy. I was soo happy that i couldnt sleep that night, i was soo happy santa was thinking i was a good boy this year. I went to go to the bathroom at 3am and i found my mom piss drunk and she was putting my present under the tree. come to find out it wasnt a gameboy.. it was a box of Legos... damn.. great xmas!