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#51
Feb 9 2010 05:02am
Quote (Heavyweight @ Feb 9 2010 05:01am)
what about the mushroom thing? like... I write her a love letter?


yes
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#52
Feb 9 2010 05:02am
o and tape it to make monies
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#53
Feb 9 2010 05:02am
omfg, epic fail, after epic fail...
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#54
Feb 9 2010 05:02am
Quote (Heavyweight @ Feb 9 2010 06:01am)
what about the mushroom thing? like... I write her a love letter?


ok I think your just pretending now.
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#55
Feb 9 2010 05:02am
Quote (Heavyweight @ Feb 9 2010 06:01am)
what about the mushroom thing? like... I write her a love letter?


GOD DAMN IT GET IN THERE AND DO THIS
Quote (taysd2jsp @ Feb 9 2010 05:54am)
NO SNEAKING NEEDED
GET UNDER THE COVERS

THROW BOOK ACROSS ROOM
GET ONTOP OF HER

YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO! MAKE US PROUD


IF YOU POST AGAIN SOMEONE MIGHT DO IT BEFORE YOU
AND YOULL BE A VIRGIN FOREVERRRRRRR
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#56
Feb 9 2010 05:02am
Quote (Gregs_d2 @ Feb 9 2010 04:00am)
just go in there and be like "hey, I can't sleep"

sit down on her bed and put you hand on her leg.  then just let things happen


No dont do this. We have already tried good guy routine. Some girls (your sister) obviously dont like this. Now its time to just be a dick!!!! Go in there whip your horse cock out smack her with it a few times and just say this DO IT NOW!!! in a small yell not to wake parents
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#57
Feb 9 2010 05:02am
Quote (Ztune @ 9 Feb 2010 10:52)
Well since you're fat, you probably lack any ninja skills. Just charge in there like Conan, whip it out and spear her.


rolf!
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#58
Feb 9 2010 05:03am
Quote (Gregs_d2 @ Feb 9 2010 04:02am)
ok I think your just pretending now.


they're telling me too mushroom stamp her... i dunno wtf that is.. stamp = something you mail so i figrued it could be along those lines?
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#59
Feb 9 2010 05:03am
Quote (Heavyweight @ Feb 9 2010 05:01am)
what about the mushroom thing? like... I write her a love letter?


lolz
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Feb 9 2010 05:03am
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