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Mar 15 2013 04:16am
hey, i want to tell you guys about something thats funny that i saw ingame today.
there was this dirty cocksucker in darkbrotherhoods cave that said this joke to me.
i was cracking up abit when he said it. since i know the nasty beasts hes talking about.

"an then he said to the guy,... thats not a horker thats my wife. ehe"

and if you didnt know what a horker is i found a picture for you guys.

he's this ugly piece of crap right here.
enjoy.
:santa:

im pretty sure i heard this joke before, but was abit different.

oh also, i just remember whatever that was kind of funny was.
i cant remember what game is was but after killing wolfs sometimes i find
spoons an knifes on them, maybe for eatin there puddin
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Mar 15 2013 09:59am
What the fuck are you even saying
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Mar 15 2013 06:50pm
Quote (Dominate @ Mar 15 2013 09:59am)
What the fuck are you even saying


what in the hell??? :huh: are you a stupid cocksucker?

i was saying to post about funny stuff you saw in game while playing any elder scrolls games.
you stupid dumb pig shit eater you.
:thumbsup:

ahahaa, yes.
:santa:

also, here's more funny stuff for you elderscrolls playin maniacs.
while playin for hours last night i had to go to the bathroom to take a pis.
so when i was in there i had to pull out my ol' weiner out to wiz
then when i pulled my weiner out i said "misteerrr noodle"

an if your too dumb of a piece of crap to get that one, i just called my weiner a noodle.
which was hystarical at the time.
:thumbsup:
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Mar 15 2013 08:11pm
LOL MAD
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Mar 16 2013 07:53am
Quote (RottenJr @ Mar 16 2013 12:50am)
what in the hell???  :huh:  are you a stupid cocksucker?

i was saying to post about funny stuff you saw in game while playing any elder scrolls games.
you stupid dumb pig shit eater you.
:thumbsup:

ahahaa, yes.
:santa:

also, here's more funny stuff for you elderscrolls playin maniacs.
while playin for hours last night i had to go to the bathroom to take a pis.
so when i was in there i had to pull out my ol' weiner out to wiz
then when i pulled my weiner out i said "misteerrr noodle"

an if your too dumb of a piece of crap to get that one, i just called my weiner a noodle.
which was hystarical at the time.
:thumbsup:


LOL made my day, =D
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Mar 23 2013 09:07am
Quote (RottenJr @ Mar 15 2013 06:50pm)
what in the hell???  :huh:  are you a stupid cocksucker?

i was saying to post about funny stuff you saw in game while playing any elder scrolls games.
you stupid dumb pig shit eater you.
:thumbsup:

ahahaa, yes.
:santa:

also, here's more funny stuff for you elderscrolls playin maniacs.
while playin for hours last night i had to go to the bathroom to take a pis.
so when i was in there i had to pull out my ol' weiner out to wiz
then when i pulled my weiner out i said "misteerrr noodle"

an if your too dumb of a piece of crap to get that one, i just called my weiner a noodle.
which was hystarical at the time.
:thumbsup:


B) nice
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