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Oct 27 2011 02:29pm
Walk the dinosaur or fresh prince of bel air if you have of those post
so i can read a few haha i got one finally thati can share

SO i hit lisa last night. Now i have never hit a girl but she started talking about my father. She said that my father was a drug addict and could never keep a relationship and i was going to be just like him. My dad isnt perfect but he loved me and my mother and she kept going on and on until i just lost it. It just happened. My fist reared back and i smashed her right in the nose. I expected it to be like in the movies where her nose would just trickle blood, but no. It exploded with blood comoing out of both nostrils and she banged her head into the wall.
She and I just sat there stunned for a few secondsand then she freaked out and locked herself in the bathroom. She eventually took off but i haven't heard from the cops yet so i should be ok. I never hit a girl before so I kind of freaked. I told my mom what happened and she got scared.
and said your moving with your aunit and uncle in bel-air
I whistled for the cab and when it came near the
license palte said fresh and had a dice in the mirror
if anyhting i could say that this cab as rare
but i thought naw forget, yo home to bel-air
I pulled up to the house around 7 or 8
and i yelled to the cabby, yo smell you later
looked at my kingdom i was finally there
to seattle my throne as the prince of bel-air.
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Oct 27 2011 03:11pm
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Oct 27 2011 07:14pm
Quote (apholis @ Oct 27 2011 04:11pm)
http://i.imgur.com/Qh7o9.jpg


thats hilarious! i wasnt expecting that one hahah
nice one man!
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