Posted this 6.5 months ago... and it didn't at all turn out the way I expected it to, and I SHOULD have seen it coming, once again proving that I am... in fact... an idiot, despite my supposed intelligence.

This post was edited by The_Disputatious_Linguist on Oct 1 2011 11:53pm

Abortion.
or if you can lay it on one of the other guys do that lol

this

i think i remember that thread. do you still have the link to it (i would think yes if you got quotes from it)? i can't remember the details of the thread but what didn't turn out like you expected?

edit: btw, if you're asking for advice here i hope your troll-filter is working

This post was edited by Moct on Oct 2 2011 01:40am

this actually was a serious answer.. ha

I suggest waiting it out and have a blood test confirm the father. But DO NOT sign the birth certificate. Make one of the other guys do it.

http://forums.d2jsp.org/topic.php?t=52732305&f=135&o=0

that's the original.


And this is the way it turned out... I found out that she was pregnant... like I've mentioned, one of the other guys volunteered to play dad, but after carefully contemplating both the guy's current level of success as well as his realistic potential for reaching any further level of success, I concluded that he wouldn't be capable of providing a very comfortable future for this girl, or for the baby thing, that I've read may grow up to be a person. After talking it over with my best friend, I decided that I should take the responsibility myself. SO, I rented a bigger apartment, and moved her in. Obviously I didn't make her get a job, pregnant people shouldn't work right? Instead I worked 40+ hours per week for the past 7 fucking months, paying a $1200 per month rent, buying all the food, the clothing (which for women need to be replaced every other week like they're shedding skin), I bought her a gift at least once per month, I payed for several subscriptions to various things, such as an internet package, cable package, netflix, blah blah blah. I duty-bound fell 'in love' with this girl, and she reciprocated. Now before I moved this girl in, before, in fact, I even found out about the existence of this girl, I promised my best friend of 17 years, that I would let him move in. I mentioned this to the girl about a month after she moved in, and was promptly ridiculed for having suggested it. Turns out that she was never pregnant, she somehow rigged the pregnancy test with instructions that she found on google (in an article labled "How to trick the guy you love"). She just needed a place to stay while her father finished his trial and went back to prison, and while her mom found somewhere other than a motel to live. I find out 3 weeks ago that ever since the............................. THIRD DAY...................... of her living with me.... she's been fucking the 17 year long best friend. This as you might be able to guess, confused me after a few moments contemplation. I mean it didn't confuse me that she did what she did, let's face it, she's just a pathetic whore. But my friend right? Turns out he planned it out since I told him about moving her in. (about a month of planning) And did it as payback (In addition he also used the past seven months of my being totally wrapped up at work or home, to weave an intricate string of lies to EVERY single one of my other friends in order to at first, make them loose interest in their friendship with me, and later, to hate me. Now none of them will talk to me and I literally do not have one friend in the world). Now they are both dating and living together, her enjoying the days of living in a moldy trailer (best friend's 'house') drinking bud light and smoking weed. Him enjoying his victory, stuck with the slut who is undoubtedly fucking many more people in his bed instead of mine, and both of them basking in the sweet life that is meth addiction. And instead of killing them both like the responsible person, what do I do? I move out of state to get away from them both. How did I NOT see that coming?



Moral to the story... If ever you get a girl pregnant, and the girl happens to be less than moral ( meaning: you didn't meet her in a church and spend nine months getting into her pants vs one night of cheesy one liners and a six pack of dos equis) and you're actually considering manning up and being responsible for the child.... my suggestion is to falcon punch her in the stomach, down a flight of stairs into a previously strategically placed wood-chipper, conveniently already turned on... dust yourself off, and smile because you just saved yourself 7+ months of worthless shit, and a lot of trouble.

This post was edited by The_Disputatious_Linguist on Oct 2 2011 03:17am

You put your penis in her, be man enough to face the consequences. If the kid is yours, man up and be a dad

lol if only.




not good at the whole reading thing huh?

http://forums.d2jsp.org/topic.php?t=52732305&f=135&o=0

that's the original.


And this is the way it turned out... I found out that she was pregnant... like I've mentioned, one of the other guys volunteered to play dad, but after carefully contemplating both the guy's current level of success as well as his realistic potential for reaching any further level of success, I concluded that he wouldn't be capable of providing a very comfortable future for this girl, or for the baby thing, that I've read may grow up to be a person. After talking it over with my best friend, I decided that I should take the responsibility myself. SO, I rented a bigger apartment, and moved her in. Obviously I didn't make her get a job, pregnant people shouldn't work right? Instead I worked 40+ hours per week for the past 7 fucking months, paying a $1200 per month rent, buying all the food, the clothing (which for women need to be replaced every other week like they're shedding skin), I bought her a gift at least once per month, I payed for several subscriptions to various things, such as an internet package, cable package, netflix, blah blah blah. I duty-bound fell 'in love' with this girl, and she reciprocated. Now before I moved this girl in, before, in fact, I even found out about the existence of this girl, I promised my best friend of 17 years, that I would let him move in. I mentioned this to the girl about a month after she moved in, and was promptly ridiculed for having suggested it. Turns out that she was never pregnant, she somehow rigged the pregnancy test with instructions that she found on google (in an article labled "How to trick the guy you love"). She just needed a place to stay while her father finished his trial and went back to prison, and while her mom found somewhere other than a motel to live. I find out 3 weeks ago that ever since the............................. THIRD DAY...................... of her living with me.... she's been fucking the 17 year long best friend. This as you might be able to guess, confused me after a few moments contemplation. I mean it didn't confuse me that she did what she did, let's face it, she's just a pathetic whore. But my friend right? Turns out he planned it out since I told him about moving her in. (about a month of planning) And did it as payback (In addition he also used the past seven months of my being totally wrapped up at work or home, to weave an intricate string of lies to EVERY single one of my other friends in order to at first, make them loose interest in their friendship with me, and later, to hate me. Now none of them will talk to me and I literally do not have one friend in the world). Now they are both dating and living together, her enjoying the days of living in a moldy trailer (best friend's 'house') drinking bud light and smoking weed. Him enjoying his victory, stuck with the slut who is undoubtedly fucking many more people in his bed instead of mine, and both of them basking in the sweet life that is meth addiction. And instead of killing them both like the responsible person, what do I do? I move out of state to get away from them both. How did I NOT see that coming?



Moral to the story... If ever you get a girl pregnant, and the girl happens to be less than moral ( meaning: you didn't meet her in a church and spend nine months getting into her pants vs one night of cheesy one liners and a six pack of dos equis) and you're actually considering manning up and being responsible for the child.... my suggestion is to falcon punch her in the stomach, down a flight of stairs into a previously strategically placed wood-chipper, conveniently already turned on... dust yourself off, and smile because you just saved yourself 7+ months of worthless shit, and a lot of trouble.