Hmm, sorry if I'm a party pooper... but the part at the end sounds a little fake.
When he says "Shit my dad is driving in". After all that, if my dad was just parking his car outside, I'd fucking shit myself and hide in the closet, i wouldn't stay on /b/ to type it. But this wouldn't be so bad, if he hadn't stayed ANOTHER 10 minutes replying with stuff like "YOU RUINED MY LIFE!!!".
Juuust saying.
This is hilarious either way though
