does anyone have any good one liners or short jokes, am writting cristmas cards and cant really find any gooduns...??? cheers

for teh ladies
I've checked it twice, and I'm sure you're on my "naughty" list.
Hey Babe, when was the last time you did it in a sleigh?
I know when you`ve been bad or good...so let`s skip the small talk!
You are what I want for Christmas.
I`ve got something special in the sack for you!
Some of my best toys run on batteries...
Are you interested in seeing the "North Pole"?
I see you when you`re sleeping & you don`t wear any underwear...
Can I take your picture? (Why?) Because I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.
Please do not be alarmed if a big man wearing a red suit picks you up and throws you into a bag. (Why?) Because I asked for you for Christmas.
How about I slip down YOUR chimney, at half past midnight?
That's not a candy cane in my pocket. I'm just glad to see you!
Come sit on my lap. I’ve got a special gift just for you.
I've got you on my "nice and naughty list!
I know when you`we been bad or good.
Hey Cutie ever do it in a sleigh?
I like milk and cookies but I would rather have you
He may have a nice car but I have a fast sleigh
Nice wrapping but I need to inspect it
Wanna meet Santa’s little helper?
Shouldn't you be sitting on top of the tree, Angel?
You know, I'd love to show you the toys my elves make for adults.
Wanna see my 12-inch elf?
Even Santa doesn’t make candy as sweet as you.”
I’ve got the keys to the sleigh tonight.
I can get you off the Naughty List.

lol

If I didn't know any better, I would guess that this is 3 lines?

well actaully i think i was a dumb ass on this one i shouldnt of wrote one liners really coz i cant write them in christmas cards... small jokes ftw..

but you did write small jokes (well "short jokes" actually)



lawl.. wait wut?

rofl...

why are santas balls so big...
he only comes once a year..
old, but classic

lmao!!!!