Alright so lets get some basic information out of the way. I'm supposed to begin attending Harvard the semester after next for Law, after I receive my degree, I will be attending school at the Naval Academy after which I will receive a commission into the United States Navy, just a little personal info to help everyone understand why I'm freaking out. I have hypospadias, which I've been told lowers the chance of pregnancy. I have had sex with a friend of mine 4-5 times, I have never ejaculated inside of her without a condom on (although once I did *** a lot and I was kind of afraid the condom overflowed). My penis has been inside of her a few times without a condom on, and precum did get inside of her, however I had urinated since my last ejaculation every time except one, and in that particular case my penis had been exposed to the air for quite some time before I put it back in her. She is not on birth control (can't afford it), smokes weed, snorts xanex along with other pills, smokes cigarettes and drinks. She has sex with at least two other guys that I know of, and every time I've had sex with her, she had also had sex with both of them earlier in the week. Also I'm not sure if it will matter but I have Benign Intracranial Hypertension Pseudo Tumor Cerebra. Now back to the question, she is 4-5 days late for her period (her boobs aren't hurting but she has been feeling nauseated and "Like my insides are all fucked up".) What are the odds that she is pregnant, and if she is, should I be worried about whether or not the kid's going to be mine?

Additionally, I can think of three reasons why she would be missing her period other than pregnancy,

1. Stress, she's about to graduate college but has no idea what to do after
2. She just got over being sick
3. She's underweight

Also, I made it very clear to her before sex was ever even an option, that I did not under any circumstances want a baby. On top of that I'm a very shy guy, and didn't want to have sex with her in the first place, however It had been a long time, and she was very persistent despite my repeated refusals, but a guy's brain can only stay in control for so long.

BTW, I know this probably isn't the right thread for this question but I couldn't find a better one.

Dude wtf is wrong with you, bitch has sex with 2 other guys that you know of probably more.
Imma laugh my ass off if she's prego with your kid cause you deserve it. You fucked her, now you gotta regret what you did for the rest of your life

this brings joy to my life.

Why the fuck are you considering suicide?
You either be a dad or ditch the baby. You're out of your mind for thinking about ending your life - now how the fuck is that gonna help anybody?

This thread is WAY too serious for JD, and is totally off topic, but you seem really desperate, so I spent some time to make you a flowchart on how I personally think you should act.

Anybody disagree with my judgment?



This post was edited by Edyrem on Mar 17 2011 01:49am

somehow i think this this guy is trolling
but i feel like his telling the truth
....
but why post in JD out of all places it don't make sense

in the unlikely chance that ur not trollin
what do you know about accounting can you help me out?

edit: nvm your a linguist..
i heard slang is destroying the English language
thoughts??

This post was edited by StuckToAMouse on Mar 17 2011 02:11am

I personally have no problem with slang. Although the more we use slang words over the more corporeal ones, the more we are transitioning from English to [new language name here]

sounds like she is a fat whore.

wait two weeks, if still no period just dont give a shit, go to Harvard

kill the bitch and throw the body into a lake or something.

He posted this in GC as well. Perhaps that changes the views.

more like the location of the post changes the nature of the responses I get. I not only posted this in 3 threads related to d2jsp, I also posted 5 questions on yahoo answers, 4 on google, and even a couple on pregnancy websites. I wanted as many responses carrying every level of advice taking virtually any shape that I could. I of course knew that it was only logical to cultivate as many different ideas on how to proceed with my life as possible. But thank you for your contribution.

This post was edited by The_Disputatious_Linguist on Mar 17 2011 05:13am