Hi, my name is Koj-wood and this is my first guide. I have been reading many posts on these forums and have decided none of you know how to feed like a true pro.
Now for me pro has two meanings. The first is like being a boss, the best, the bees fucking knees at something. The second is being Professional.
Now people usually love you for feeding but there might be some who think your stupid and hate you. They just don't know any better. So to throw them off, we will pretend like we are trying hard just like them. ( And we are trying hard... to feed... like a pro.)
Now this guide is not for any character, as any character is extremely capable of feeding.
Summoner skills.
There are only 3 I like to use.
Revive- Gotta get back to feeding ( but this one will give you away most of the time)
Ghost- Gotta run back to the enemy fast! Their hungry!
Teleport- Same as above!
Items.
Now these are important. As you don't want your team to think your intentional feeding.
I suggest buying as many suggested items as you can, you will have low gold because you are not getting kills and minions are there when your running back!
Character skills.
Since this is not for a specific champ, just go ahead and pick the most useless one you might have and max that first...
Early Game.
Okay here is the start of everything, this is where you fake your skills. You and your team mate will try to gank, make sure to run away so they focus your teammate. After your teammate is dead, go ahead and try to get revenge for his death. ( now if he got away and didn't die, do it anyway saying you lagged or thought you could take them!) Make sure someone one their team gets first blood.
Laneing.
Make sure you really feed. But make it look like you tried to kill them. attack and then stop and blame lag! You can do this as many times as you want.
Late/ End game.
Keep feeding ( lagging) right before a team fight so its 4v5 ( your team loves a challenge remember this!)
If there are no team fights, try to back door their turrets which have enemies at them.
End notes.
Just remember, masteries are useless so we don't use them at all.. 0/0/0 i the best spec.
And your team will love you, and if they don't they obviously don't know what kind of time and energy you put into your game play.
You might at times want to not feed, but remember your a professional. Even if you don't want to go to work, you still go.
This post was edited by koj-wood on Aug 22 2010 04:50pm