so i have this special seat that has a cushion and when i jerk off at night i let my jyzz soak into it. i don't use tissues cuz i like to let my jyzz fly freely

so over the course of 2 years, all the jyzz that soaked into the cushion of the seat started making cum stains that were super duper noticeable. it was white like snow

and then a girl came over to my room with a skirt and sat down on it

and i was thinking like 'hmmmm she's sitting on my jizz.... i hope she don't notice'

and while she was trying to talk to me, all i could think of was the jyzz she's sitting on and it made my mind go FUCKING CRAZY

i just wanted to tell her to stand up and not sit in that chair but i haven't talked to a girl in about 3 years so i had to be gentle and nice and polite.

at the end of the day, i threw that chair away, and promised myself to use tissues.

pm Hauru

pls

Happened to me once, now I use a shirt.

she gon get preg gj throwing ur life away

im at half mast

OMFG I USED TO WIPE MY JIZZ IN MY SHIRT TOO BUT THATS MORE AWKWARD

u still get the same cum stains on ur shirt esp if it's another color than white

and too much cum makes it STRETCH

so now all ur shirts are large instead of medium

and also u put it into the laundry bag and now u have jizz all over your other clothes and all ur other family's clothes

and when my mom goes to do the laundry all im thinking is 'omfg i hope she don't notice the jizz on my clothes'

either she's gonna find out i masterbate at night or she's gonna think im having gay sex with someone

THATS BAD DUDE

This post was edited by Firaga on Jul 14 2012 05:44pm

can you try to mature up and stop posting these threads?

honestly no one cares

This post was edited by Aswizzle on Jul 14 2012 05:45pm

what the fuck am i reading

three quarters here