What's in it for me?

I am considering this because I had a dream I met god and it seemed pretty legit.
Does this mean I'm some kind of holy person?
Because from what I can tell usually when god talks to you it means you are pretty damn cool in his books.

Will I be a saint if I become christian?

This post was edited by required on Sep 24 2010 11:50pm

I study chemistry, does this mean I can't be christian because I understand how the world ACTUALLY works?

But I swear alot using the oh-so-bad G and J words.
Maybe the dream I had was god trying to tell me off?

Does he do that?

I also have sex.

ALOT.

Will god mind?

Also a question, if god lives in heaven how did his son get born onto another entirely different universe?
Because if we were to be logical heaven would have to represent a higher energy level in which (after death) the consciousness or *soul* as you love to call it would escalate to.
So how did he impregnate a woman if 1) he is in a different universe. 2) he has no physical embodiment (no genitals = no sperm = no babies)

Also why didn't he use a condom? Who the fuck wants kids

lol jk

god is for people who are too scared to live their lives their own way.

peace you mindless suckers

God bless.