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Alright so lets get some basic information out of the way. I'm supposed to begin attending Harvard the semester after next for Law, after I receive my degree, I will be attending school at the Naval Academy after which I will receive a commission into the United States Navy, just a little personal info to help everyone understand why I'm freaking out. I have hypospadias, which I've been told lowers the chance of pregnancy. I have had sex with a friend of mine 4-5 times, I have never ejaculated inside of her without a condom on (although once I did *** a lot and I was kind of afraid the condom overflowed). My penis has been inside of her a few times without a condom on, and precum did get inside of her, however I had urinated since my last ejaculation every time except one, and in that particular case my penis had been exposed to the air for quite some time before I put it back in her. She is not on birth control (can't afford it), smokes weed, snorts xanex along with other pills, smokes cigarettes and drinks. She has sex with at least two other guys that I know of, and every time I've had sex with her, she had also had sex with both of them earlier in the week. Also I'm not sure if it will matter but I have Benign Intracranial Hypertension Pseudo Tumor Cerebra. Now back to the question, she is 4-5 days late for her period (her boobs aren't hurting but she has been feeling nauseated and "Like my insides are all fucked up".) What are the odds that she is pregnant, and if she is, should I be worried about whether or not the kid's going to be mine?

Additionally, I can think of three reasons why she would be missing her period other than pregnancy,

1. Stress, she's about to graduate college but has no idea what to do after
2. She just got over being sick
3. She's underweight

BTW, I know this probably isn't the right thread for this question but I couldn't find a better one.
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Mar 16 2011 08:03pm
Help from trolls?

Well then the obvious answer is a falcon punch
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Mar 16 2011 08:04pm
Quote (LouisLeGros @ 16 Mar 2011 20:03)
Help from trolls?

Well then the obvious answer is a falcon punch


yeah but in this state all manner of Falcon Punch are illegal
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Mar 16 2011 08:05pm
I've always gotten good quality life advice from people on PaRD before, so come on guys, suggestions? Opinions?
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Mar 16 2011 08:06pm
dude what the hell are you doing messing with sketchy chicks like this anyways?
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well man dont know what to tell you, i mean you should wait and see if shes prego before you worry about if its yours.


This post was edited by P_Pepa on Mar 16 2011 08:07pm
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Mar 16 2011 08:07pm
If she is pregnant demand a blood test if she says its yours.
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Mar 16 2011 08:09pm
Wow, that sounds like it's putting everyone under a lot of stress. :(

However, as a female, I can tell you that I've skipped my period a couple times in my life naturally, and I've felt a lot like your female friend does. The insides being all fucked up sound like cramps, and the nausea is self-explanatory. It can happen without birth control or being pregnant; I've never been under the effects of either. This will probably go on for a week total, and then will fade out. If it continues for more than 2 weeks, THEN she might have to get tested.

On a "lighter" note, inb4falconpunch-- nvm, too late. :lol:


This post was edited by catkaboodle on Mar 16 2011 08:10pm
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Mar 16 2011 08:09pm
You're screwed.







Get a paternity test. If the baby (if pregnancy occurs) isn't yours, no problem. If the baby is, man up and take care of it. That doesn't mean you have to get married, but don't walk away from the issue like a gutless coward-it won't reflect well on a military career if you show that you're yellow. Her having your baby will not end your career, it just means you might have to suck a few things up and work harder.
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Mar 16 2011 08:12pm
Could be prego, but chances of her keeping it until it's born is low. With her smoking and alcohol, and probably first pregnancy (guessing), it'll probably be a miscarriage. You better be there for her if it is, cause it can be like an exorcism.

On a "lighter" note,

glhf, watch out for ling rush.
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Mar 16 2011 08:15pm
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Could be prego, but chances of her keeping it until it's born is low.  With her smoking and alcohol, and probably first pregnancy (guessing), it'll probably be a miscarriage.  You better be there for her if it is, cause it can be like an exorcism.

On a "lighter" note,

glhf, watch out for ling rush.


Miscarries occur roughly 20% of the time. If the pregnancy makes it to 3 months, the likelihood of going full-term are very high.
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