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By preventing the reincarnation of dinosaurs using bastard technology by supporting all movies with negative consequences for just that. So sayeth Ian Malcolm, lifes greatest prophet


Here is another very important question. What must one do to be saved?
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Jan 6 2020 02:13am
How?

Don't vote for Trump.
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[QUOTE=CPK001,Jan 5 2020 11:47pm]Here is another very important question. What must one do to be saved?[/QUOTE]

Survive the "flood", as in the days of Noah so in the apocalypse.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7e_2qeKDP1Q

[QUOTE=Thor123422,Jan 5 2020 10:00pm]By preventing the reincarnation of dinosaurs using bastard technology by supporting all movies with negative consequences for just that. So sayeth IanMalcolm, lifes greatest prophet[/QUOTE]

Ian Malcom -> I. M.

Jesus -> Jesuis -> I. A. M.



This post was edited by lodd222 on Jan 10 2020 01:17pm
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[QUOTE=CPK001,Jan 5 2020 11:47pm]Here is another very important question. What must one do to be saved?

Survive the "flood", as in the days of Noah so in the apocalypse.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7e_2qeKDP1Q

[QUOTE=Thor123422,Jan 5 2020 10:00pm]By preventing the reincarnation of dinosaurs using bastard technology by supporting all movies with negative consequences for just that. So sayeth IanMalcolm, lifes greatest prophet

Ian Malcom -> I. M.

Jesus -> Jesuis -> I. A. M.

https://i.ibb.co/VByS7DH/Screen-Shot-2020-01-10-at-1-02-11-PM.png


I like anal sex man

God is pro anal

This post was edited by Thor123422 on Jan 10 2020 01:18pm
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Jan 10 2020 06:04pm
So tell me Thor123422, What must one do to be saved?
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Jan 10 2020 06:05pm
You don't. You just die. You're an organism like any other on this planet. We're not special. You just die. You're gone. Live with it.

/e whenever I see shit like this I can only imagine how scared you have to be to believe in heaven. Face it.

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So tell me Thor123422, What must one do to be saved?


Believe in raptor jesus and take the message of the clever girl into your heart.
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Quote (Thor123422 @ Jan 10 2020 11:18am)
I like anal sex man

God is pro anal






"I Elixin The Soul":



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUcOHbjI4cA

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Believe in raptor jesus and take the message of the clever girl into your heart.


Hang on a moment, I'm confused. In this very post you said that
http://forums.d2jsp.org/topic.php?t=79750090&f=119&p=550777704
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God wouldn't make such a stupid condition for a pardon


You yourself said that this isn't a good redemption system.
http://forums.d2jsp.org/topic.php?t=79750090&f=119&p=552689356
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Then they've filled the requirement of not having a shitty redemption system. Not convinced me of its truth value


Yet you are telling me the exact same way to get salvation is by believing and taking in the message of raptor jesus.
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Hang on a moment, I'm confused. In this very post you said that
http://forums.d2jsp.org/topic.php?t=79750090&f=119&p=550777704


You yourself said that this isn't a good redemption system.
http://forums.d2jsp.org/topic.php?t=79750090&f=119&p=552689356


Yet you are telling me the exact same way to get salvation is by believing and taking in the message of raptor jesus.


The joke is literal miles above your head at this point
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