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Sep 15 2016 07:35am
do you think i'm reading that shit?
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Sep 15 2016 07:36am
Wow what a story, thanks for sharing!
I used to be an atheist, but after reading this i now worship the reanimated corpse of Christ.
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Sep 15 2016 03:11pm
Quote (Sylencer @ 15 Sep 2016 01:05)
Please do not post off-topic comments

Continued...



Please write shorter posts, leave out unnecessary enters and sentences starting at a new line for no apparent reason..
All I can say now is: You're hearing too many voices in your head, many of us would consider visiting a shrink.
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Sep 15 2016 07:50pm
As I read the comments, I think of CAEP ON.

It's weird to cry and laugh at the same time.


Have a great one!

:o)

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Sep 15 2016 08:24pm
Quote (Sylencer @ 16 Sep 2016 02:50)
Trial 3 The People in the Invisible Box:
"He's too dangerous to live." Is what I thought I heard. I was listening to the thoughts in my head as if they were voices, and that's what I heard.
I said; "What do you mean?" They explained to me, that they were sitting in an invisible box above the earth, watching people. They said, "You know too much. It's our job to watch people, and take them out if they get too close to the truth. I'm sorry, but prepare to die."I had the very distinct impression, that I was about to get hit by a bolt of lightning. I was terrified. I argued for my life. It went on for awhile. I explained my experiences in life, and why things went like they did. They seemed persuaded. And they said they'd lose my paperwork. They also said, they could put thoughts in people's heads, and make them do things. There were 3 people in the box. The third was a woman, and she didn't talk until much later.

Trial 4 Aliens:
At this point, our conversation changed radically. They told me they were humans, who were enslaved by aliens. And that humans were enslaved by aliens, throughout the universe. And that the Bible was put here by aliens, to control mankind. They said they had to go, but that they would be in touch, and they wished me luck. And then they went silent.


It's actually the only part I've read, made it a bit easier to read. I cannot say this nicely due to my previous sarcasm. Yet if you seriously hear voices from humans enslaved by aliens are controlling citizens on earth, I'd suggest to talk with a professional.

This post was edited by Knaapie on Sep 15 2016 08:24pm
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Sep 15 2016 08:57pm
4 majorblood

Quote (majorblood @ Sep 14 2016 08:11pm)
post a blog not here


No. And learn grammer.

5 IceMage

Quote (IceMage @ Sep 14 2016 08:13pm)
Jesus is the son of God, but you posting an incredibly long story is not going to bring anyone closer to God. In fact, it just confirms the thought in many agnostic/atheist minds that Christians are a little nutty.


you posting an incredibly long story is not going to bring anyone closer to God. - Ironic. I suppose silence would then?

6 CMBurns

Quote (CMBurns @ Sep 14 2016 08:17pm)
And then people ask me why I can't respect someone who vehemently believes in God...



Yikes... Ninja'd


It's unclear, who you're saying what to. But it is clear you're trolling.

7 dro94

Quote (dro94 @ Sep 14 2016 08:17pm)
http://forums.d2jsp.org/img.php?x=369185

;D

but on a serious note how does that work?


Hilarious.

8 Thor123422

Quote (Thor123422 @ Sep 14 2016 08:20pm)
Off topic


Political And Religious Discussion

10 HEAVENSHAKINGSWORD

Quote (HEAVENSHAKINGSWORD @ Sep 14 2016 08:25pm)
as i said in the last thread, stop spamming this sub you pathetic troll, no ones going to read that gigantic shitpost


Hundreds have.

11 majorblood

Quote (majorblood @ Sep 14 2016 08:30pm)
this isn't the section for your ramblings so yes it is a thoughtful comment


Yes it is.

12 Tuna_BeIIy

Quote (Tuna_BeIIy @ Sep 14 2016 08:33pm)
I read it


Thank-you!

13 IceMage

Quote (IceMage @ Sep 14 2016 08:41pm)
B)



The first time I saw that image I lol'd hard.


Ya it's just so hilarious.

14 Beowulf

Quote (Beowulf @ Sep 14 2016 08:42pm)
Didn't read one word in this thread

Feels so good


True. It can be painful to read. Might be more not to, idk.

15 IceMage

Quote (IceMage @ Sep 14 2016 08:46pm)
I'm just a fellow Christian letting you know that pasting a 3 page blog about your spiritual journey won't create a meaningful discussion on this subforum.


I have lots of meaninful discussion over this believe me. And, ya, I know D2 players don't have much to offer. I like Jsp's posting feature, my pages can be linked to from anywhere!

18 hypochronical

Quote (hypochronical @ Sep 14 2016 10:35pm)
Tldr
Hail Satan


It's a story.
He'll love you.

19 Evil_Life

Quote (Evil_Life @ Sep 14 2016 10:35pm)
Has anyone told you that your posts are retarded and that no one here will care about them?


Pretty much just you. I have gotten a ton of meaningful compliments though.

21 Thor123422

Quote (Thor123422 @ Sep 14 2016 10:40pm)
I'd bet money not one person has read your posts, even the one who said he did.


Pay up.

22 Evil_Life

Quote (Evil_Life @ Sep 14 2016 10:41pm)
Jesus is an alien, God doesn't exist, and if you sin it doesn't matter.


Making statements like these without any reasons behind them makes you a troll.

23 CPK001

Quote (CPK001 @ Sep 14 2016 11:30pm)
Hey Sylencer.

What gives you the power to close a thread to create a new one? What will making a new thread achieve?

Whatever caused you to stop posting in the other thread, the same thing could happen in this thread.


Answered on Post 25.

24 Tuna_BeIIy

Quote (Tuna_BeIIy @ Sep 14 2016 11:35pm)
Shitposting for sport? Who does that?


Thank-you!

26 HEAVENSHAKINGSWORD

Quote (HEAVENSHAKINGSWORD @ Sep 14 2016 11:48pm)
retards mostly, i think there is a huge one in this thread somewhere


All but 2 of us I think.

27 Tuna_BeIIy

Quote (Tuna_BeIIy @ Sep 14 2016 11:51pm)
At least one


Thank-you!

28 Unanswered

Quote (Unanswered @ Sep 14 2016 11:56pm)
Ima give this a TL:DR/10.


See second line. It's a story.

29 CPK001

Quote (CPK001 @ Sep 15 2016 01:15am)
@ GetOnYourKnees I know you're going to read this.

I read between the lines, you cannot answer that question any other way except for an ark built by Noah. You want more evidence?

In this day and age there are so many sites that support that there was a flood.

http://unmaskingevolution.com/18-flood.htm
http://www.truthnet.org/pdf/creation/genesisflood.pdf

I even found a book for you to read that details all about it.

http://edvproductions.eu/447/the-genesis-flood-the-biblical-john-c-whitcomb-henry-m-morris-id67763.pdf

Here is a sample PDF of the book as well. What is that, you want more? Here you go.

http://www.wtsbooks.com/common/pdf_links/9781596383951.pdf
https://www.wordsearchbible.com/products/23701-the-genesis-flood/sample_text
https://soundfaith.com/sermons/117916-the-genesis-flood

At this point in time you have been given so many links to support the claims of a global flood. At this point in time if you refuse to believe you cannot claim ignorance. You have been given more than enough. My tenacious personality is of itself evidence as it shows I truly believe what happened. I would not go this far if I had any doubts whatsoever.

My beliefs also have a strong foundation, I have investigated all these things as well and found them to be true.


Either: You missed my first line, or you're a jerk.

30 Bazi

Quote (Bazi @ Sep 15 2016 09:33am)
My favorite part


I remember it. It was scary. The whole freaking thing was.

31 Devil_kin

Quote (Devil_kin @ Sep 15 2016 09:35am)
do you think i'm reading that shit?


Based on your name, you might be able to write it.

32 Morphmcmanerson

Quote (Morphmcmanerson @ Sep 15 2016 09:36am)
Wow what a story, thanks for sharing!
I used to be an atheist, but after reading this i now worship the reanimated corpse of Christ.


Ya.

33 Knaapie

Quote (Knaapie @ Sep 15 2016 05:11pm)
Please write shorter posts, leave out unnecessary enters and sentences starting at a new line for no apparent reason..
All I can say now is: You're hearing too many voices in your head, many of us would consider visiting a shrink.


Please write shorter posts - It's as long as it is.
consider visiting a shrink - Read before commenting.

35 Knaapie

Quote (Knaapie @ Sep 15 2016 10:24pm)
It's actually the only part I've read, made it a bit easier to read. I cannot say this nicely due to my previous sarcasm. Yet if you seriously hear voices from humans enslaved by aliens are controlling citizens on earth, I'd suggest to talk with a professional.


talk with a professional - Such timely and helpful advice.

-------

When people want the definition of trolls, I'll send them here.


Every person here should: SEE THE NOTES. (Except one.)

And ALL OF US, know who that is! (Amazing how that works.)


I'm sure *most of us*, will be hanging out together, forever!

Probably all but 2 of us, if I were to GuEsS.


You should all read my story.

If it's too long to read, just read the CAEP ON part.


Thoughtful comments only please!

(Only 3 of these were.)


:o)

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Sep 15 2016 09:11pm
Quote (Sylencer @ 16 Sep 2016 03:57)
You should all read my story.

If it's too long to read, just read the CAEP ON part.


Thoughtful comments only please!

(Only 3 of these were.)


:o)




This one is awesome for Malice !!

meh.. do you thing Sylencer.. get the attention you like

peace out.
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Sep 15 2016 09:17pm
This is some high effort trolling right here.
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Sep 15 2016 09:22pm
Quote (Voyaging @ Sep 15 2016 11:17pm)
This is some high effort trolling right here.


I think it's spiritual.

(So, I'm actually thrilled!)

;o)

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Sep 15 2016 09:32pm
just keep on posting, you'll eventually have too much warn for your dribble to continue
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