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Jul 24 2017 04:17am
Quote (Tyxo @ 24 Jul 2017 09:45)
trust me you peasants, Ive gone to heaven before and it was boring as fuck, all the wild orgies, pop-corn tuesdays, gluttony, lazy thursdays are happening down in the party pit


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Quote (Tyxo @ 24 Jul 2017 01:45)
trust me you peasants, Ive gone to heaven before and it was boring as fuck, all the wild orgies, pop-corn tuesdays, gluttony, lazy thursdays are happening down in the party pit



Heaven isn't supposed to be the nice fun place.
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is it legal ?

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They aren't brainwashed. The kids in school getting taught evolution and liberalism are being brain washed.
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Quote (xfrodobagginsx @ Aug 2 2017 12:18am)
They aren't brainwashed. The kids in school getting taught evolution and liberalism are being brain washed.



Glad of your chains :(
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Quote (Skinned @ Jul 16 2017 08:05am)
There is no heaven, you get no pony. Acceptance is hard. You just have to be good to do good and there isn't some omnipotent being just obsessed with your every move. How narcissistic.


Acceptance goes both ways. I've heard plenty of atheists say "even if I somehow knew God was real I still wouldn't worship him for whatever reason". Man wants to be his own God, he doesn't want to learn about the reality of the universe.

God isn't obsessed with our every move, that's the Catholic God you and me learned about in catechism, not the Christian God.

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Quote (IceMage @ Aug 2 2017 10:39am)
Acceptance goes both ways. I've heard plenty of atheists say "even if I somehow knew God was real I still wouldn't worship him for whatever reason". Man wants to be his own God, he doesn't want to learn about the reality of the universe.

God isn't obsessed with our every move, that's the Catholic God you and me learned about in catechism, not the Christian God.


Who are you to speak for the nature of God?
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Quote (xfrodobagginsx @ Aug 1 2017 06:18pm)
They aren't brainwashed. The kids in school getting taught evolution and liberalism are being brain washed.


Congratulations, you have officially become a caricature.
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Who are you to speak for the nature of God?


Check out His biography, I've heard you can find it free on the internet.
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Check out His biography, I've heard you can find it free on the internet.


The one the Catholics use?
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