I had this picture on my computer for a good number of years now. The thing that intrigued me, is that it seems that the tomcat is the master of all those dogs, that are in line for the cat's army instruction course.

First thing that most of us guys would like to think, is that in this world, we are the tomcat. Not really fitting in with the crowd, alone in our pride, teaching our bigger natural enemies a lesson! Now after you consider yourself like that, ask yourself:

But what if I am really a dog ? Just a nobody in the crowd, and taking orders from a moron ?

Let's consider the REAL point of view of those dogs. here it goes:

" I am a dog. But I am not just any dog, I am a trained POLICE dog. Now there is this cat in front of me. But this cat is not important. The DRUGS are important. And my master is important, too. My master is not just any cat that happens to wander by. My master is the most important thing in the universe! And my master told me to wait a bit for him. A cat happens to wonder by, but I am a good obedient police dog. POLICE dog! I dont waste my life chasing cats, instead I find the drugs and then my master puts the drug dealers away in prison. And that is what I am trained to do, my god master gave me this purpose, and he also told me to wait a bit with those other fellows of mine. Now it's not like I like my other fellows (we all look alike, after all), nor that I dislike them (for smelling differently, for example), I only have to wait a bit there. I only care about my master and the drugs that my master trained me to find.

I am a POLICE dog."

Anyway you think about it, you should still be amazed of two things: the little tomcat is wondering in such an open space in that yard, now normally cats would go near the walls and go the long way passing by the corners of the yard, and not only that but the yard is full of dogs in the middle ... now the second thing is how well trained the dogs are, instead of going mad they're just a bit bored.

Seems like the dogs' masters are curious wtf will happen to that crazy cat, why, it should be torn apart in tiny chunks of furballs or something. Who the hell is the master of the cat anyway ? and where is he ? omg I would say that is crystal clear! hehehehehehehehehe

Sup Lostpigeon

hey if anyone has something smart to say to add to this, pls do. and spare me the bullshit like: "wow what a cool picture" or "cool story bro" or "you are my god" and other uselessness.

...the picture contains an unauthorized outside link !

link ? where ? maybe it's to a dead location, long forgotten or who knows ? but i looked it up and it says something like "meet your new friends". Yeah, internet friends, there could be a serial killer waiting to strike for what I care.

yeah I guess is a site just like any other. but since i'm a romanian, is also a matter of national pride ! I mean, come on, americans have good jobs and cheap gasoline, europeans have good cars, russians have national pride, chinese have an ultra planned state, why shouldnt we romanians have the site ?

This post was edited by the_rest on Apr 21 2011 05:38pm

Like...this thread for example?

I know I'm a cat and not a dog, since I'm fat, sassy, and self contented.

Chinese people eat both cats and dogs. What does that tell us?

that they will probably salivate from the picture ?

This post was edited by the_rest on Apr 21 2011 08:04pm