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Jul 19 2007 12:24pm
Quote (wsheart @ Thu, Jul 19 2007, 06:20pm)
so a man walk into a bar and sees a sign on the wall, it says make this horse laph and win some nice cash.... the bartender tells him... no one has ever made a jaoke funny enough to make him laph, so the guy walks in the room........Half and hour later the guy walks out and thre horse is laphing so much.... the guy gets the cash... About a week later the same guy walks into the bar and see's a sign... "first person to make this horse cry wins a prize... the bartender told him.. i dunno what u did last time but go make that horse cry...so the guy walks into the room.......about an hour later the guy walks out and the horse is crying.. the bartender asks the guy.. "ok how did u make him laph.. the guy says i told him my "thing" was bigger then his.. so the horse laphed.. the bartender asks.. how did u make him cry?.. the guy said.... i proved it....have fuun w/ the joke smile.gif


maybe u should have stayed in school and learn to spell

btw, its "laughing"
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Jul 19 2007 12:25pm
How did the British Police Know Princess Diana had Dandruff?
they found her head & shoulders in the glove box

WHo's the opposite of Chrstopher Reeve?
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Jul 19 2007 12:25pm
My mom is so blonde..
She was so blonde she staired at a Orange Juice box for 30min cause it said "concentrate".

My mom is so blonde..
She put under "education" on her job application, "Hooked On Phonics".

This post was edited by RankBoyzZip on Jul 19 2007 12:26pm
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Quote (LWStupidus @ Thu, Jul 19 2007, 06:20pm)
I'd like to share some replays of clan_iraq pwning it up on WC3:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJ1iKx-3cEU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RTYDxoRGh8

THEY'RE FUCKING HILARIOUS


u win
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Jul 19 2007 12:25pm
lol
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Quote (HaloGod @ Thu, Jul 19 2007, 06:24pm)
why are all christian children gay.

because jesus abuses them


that wasnt funny cristian or not
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Jul 19 2007 12:26pm
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Jul 19 2007 12:27pm
how u get 10 jews in a car?






put them in the ashtray!!!
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There are 3 guys stranded on an island. One guy see's a hut and all 3 guys go to the hut. Only 1 man enters the hut and see's there is this fat ass woman in there. The fat woman says "how can i help you". The man says "Do you have food me and my freinds are starving?" The Lady says "Sure, but you have to have sex with me first." The guy says "ok". The fat girl turns around and bends over and the man grabs a piece of corn. He shoves the peice of corn up her pussy and shes screaming! She's says "Again again..." so he throws that peice of corn out the window and grabs another one and shoves it up her pussy. He throws that peice of corn out the window and the fat ass girl is sastified and tell him he can take the boat now. The man runs outside to his freinds and YEllls "I got FOOD GUYS" The other two guys said "HEY LOOK WE FOUND BUTTERED CORN"!

HEres the fat ass girl:
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Quote (RastaStoner @ Thu, Jul 19 2007, 06:24pm)
yea no shiyt what happened? u get raided with like a kilo or sum sthi lol?
i fyou got 10 Gs i can prob get the 50 killed for u
haha
lmk


what did god say when he made the first black man


opps i burnt one!


10grand?.. u kill for 2 pounds of weed.. ur a tool..
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