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#61
Jul 18 2007 08:15pm
Your mom is so fat she tripped on first avenue and landed on twelfth.

How did British police know Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head & Shoulders in the glove box!

Who's the Opposite of Christopher Reeve?
Christopher WALKEN
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#62
Jul 18 2007 08:16pm
Quote (fahmie- @ Wed, Jul 18 2007, 10:12pm)
whats long and hard on a black person?




the first grade.


ROFL.

This is #1
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#63
Jul 18 2007 08:16pm
Quote (SureShot3 @ Wed, Jul 18 2007, 06:08pm)
want a joke? look between your legs


LOL
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#64
Jul 18 2007 08:16pm
what is the difference between a jew and a canoe
a canoe will tip
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#65
Jul 18 2007 08:17pm
Quote (thismehehe @ Thu, Jul 19 2007, 02:15am)
OK so a man walks into a bar and he reads the nearest sign..

the sign says Cheese Sandwich 5$, Handjobs $10

after reading the sign the guy goes up to the hottest waitress and asks "Are you the on whos gives the Handjobs"

and she replies " Yes I am"

and the Guy says " well then go wash your hands because I want a cheese sandwich!"

haha


i lol'd this is a gg joke
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#66
Jul 18 2007 08:17pm
theres this guy walking in the park and sees this really pretty bird flying right above his head
so he asks his friend who was next to him
"y is tat bird flying all above his head for?"
and his friend says
"cus u have tat thing"
so confused, the guy trips on this steel armor on the ground
and hits his right arm on the neck piece of the armor
his friend takes him to the hospital and the bird follows him
at the hospital the doctor is amazed by the guy
because . . .

[to be continued]
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#67
Jul 18 2007 08:17pm
Quote (thismehehe @ Wed, Jul 18 2007, 09:15pm)
OK so a man walks into a bar and he reads the nearest sign..

the sign says Cheese Sandwich 5$, Handjobs $10

after reading the sign the guy goes up to the hottest waitress and asks "Are you the on whos gives the Handjobs"

and she replies " Yes I am"

and the Guy says " well then go wash your hands because I want a cheese sandwich!"

haha


My favorite.
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#68
Jul 18 2007 08:17pm
Deaths so far

Burbage pg12, Hedwig pg56, Mad-Eye pg78, Scrimgeour pg159, Wormtail pg471, Dobby pg476. Snape dies after becoming Headmaster of Hogwarts for a short time (he turns good).

As for the epilogue, it's lame as !&$%. Ron and Hermione get married, Harry and Ginny get married and have 3 kids. Last line of the book is "All was well." Cliche bullcrap

Hedwig dies, Dobby dies, Snape dies after becoming Headmaster of Hogwarts for a short time, Voldemort dies, Hermione & Ron marry, Harry & Ginny marry and have 3 kids. There I just saved you 10 long boobless hours.[/U]

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#69
Jul 18 2007 08:17pm
y cant stevie wonder read?


because hes balck

y cant helen keller drive?


because shes a women
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#70
Jul 18 2007 08:18pm
Quote (chickenselects @ Wed, Jul 18 2007, 06:16pm)
what is the difference between a jew and a canoe
a canoe will tip


BWAHAHAHHAA
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