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What do you call a bunch of old hanging black people in a barn?

Old farming equipment.


What did the black guy see when he looked up his family tree?
A gurilla shit in his face.

Why do black people hate asprin?
because it's white, it works, and they have to pick the cotton out of the bottle.

Why doesn't Mexico have an olympics team?
Because all mexicans that can run, swim, and jump are in America
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Whats up with all this baby killing?
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Quote (Dogrash @ Thu, Jul 19 2007, 02:52am)
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Quote (Dogrash @ Thu, Jul 19 2007, 02:49am)
How do you give a girl an orgasm?

Who cares?


fag


Dont' get mad because I called you out for copying my joke.


nvm i didnt get ur joke till after i thought it ment ur gay lol
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whats the difference between a chevy and a bag of dead babies..

i dont have a chevy in my garage


dude u win just for ur signiture anti 1337 speak thing.
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ever heard of klu klux kenevil? he tried to jump 18 niggers with a paver!!!
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This beautiful blonde walks up to an officer and says, "Can you help me? I’ve locked my keys in my car." So the officer bends a coat hanger and feeds it through the window, moving it back and forth to catch the lock when suddenly, the other beautiful blonde sitting in the passenger seat says, "A little more to the left officer.
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This thread.
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Quote (wTf-mOoSeD @ Thu, Jul 19 2007, 01:47am)
gotta even myself out

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right...so, a kid is listening to his parents argue, the dads like SHUT UP BITCH.
Kid: What's bitch mean daddy?
Dad: It means women
Mom: SHUT IT you BASTARD
Kid: What's bastard mean mommy?
Mom: It means men...

Later when his dad is in the bathroom shaving
Dad cuts himself : SHIT
Kid: What's hsit mean daddy?
Dad: It means shaving Cream

his mom is cooking..
She burns herself : FUCK
Kid: Whats fuck mean mommY?
Mom: It means cooking

Later...
Guests arrive...
Kid: good evening bitches and bastard, my parents will be with you in a bit, my dad is in the bathroom putting shit on his face and my mom is in the kitchen fuckin the turkey!
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