Quote (wTf-mOoSeD @ Thu, Jul 19 2007, 01:47am)
gotta even myself out
gogogogo
right...so, a kid is listening to his parents argue, the dads like SHUT UP BITCH.
Kid: What's bitch mean daddy?
Dad: It means women
Mom: SHUT IT you BASTARD
Kid: What's bastard mean mommy?
Mom: It means men...
Later when his dad is in the bathroom shaving
Dad cuts himself : SHIT
Kid: What's hsit mean daddy?
Dad: It means shaving Cream
his mom is cooking..
She burns herself : FUCK
Kid: Whats fuck mean mommY?
Mom: It means cooking
Later...
Guests arrive...
Kid: good evening bitches and bastard, my parents will be with you in a bit, my dad is in the bathroom putting shit on his face and my mom is in the kitchen fuckin the turkey!