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Whats orange,black,green,blue,white,and pink all over?












My nigger and i'll paint him what ever color i want.

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can?
1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

Why Do Black People Call White People Honkies?
Because that's the last thing they hear before white people run them over.

Two guys walk into a bar....the third one ducks.

A jew walks into a bar....he buys it.

why do women fake orgasms?


Because they think we care.

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor?



"Wheres my tractor?"

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house???

depends on how hard you throw them.



Whats the difference between a dead baby and a water melon?

ones fun to hit with a sledge hammer..the other is a watermelon

Why can't women drive?

Because there's no road between the kitchen and the bedroom.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing. You already told her twice.

Whats the difference between Snow tires and black people?

Snow tires dont sing when u put chains on them!!

Dont' get mad because I called you out for copying my joke.

whats the difference between a chevy and a bag of dead babies..

i dont have a chevy in my garage