Damnit, I'm jealous.

Yeah how is this job goin? He quit yet?

Clearly someones serious meter is stuck on super.

Allow me to restate:



Damnit, I'm jealous.

Its best you correct that phrase. Just because a few members enjoy putting people in their place doesn't exactly mean that we are all the same.

No Brah, he said he's getting 50k logs TONIGHT.

Oh and this is the best post ever.





It's ok. I'm in the guild and I'm jealous of us.



It's ok. He doesn't understand jsp is all about favortism either. Him threating to get me in trouble is like a butterfly telling a bear to back the fuck off his flower. Worst part about all that was I was trying to get him to understand what kind of shit-storm he had already gotten himself into with his claims.

This post was edited by sardoniclysane on Feb 18 2009 06:57pm

Allow me to repeat.

Would I have a better chance of being cool and epic like you guys if I made a post making complete logical sense of a situation that is destined to fail, or if I made a post of utter stupidity that has some reference to something obscure someone talked about in vent or irc 3 years ago?

I don't know what to do...



...Oh. Okay.

This post was edited by kil-art on Feb 18 2009 06:58pm

The first step to being as epic as Social Suicide is to realizing you can't be that epic. Mathmatically it's just not possible. I've ran the numbers. Twice.

Secondly would be to donate lots of forum gold to Anthony, or Myself. Not that we use it for anything. It usually just sits there until we buy either more guild features, or, sadly, in my case, try and bribe people to get me a firecape. I fucking can do everything in this game but that....FUCK YOU JAD.

*cough* Sorry, I digress.

Third would be getting Cammy to fall in love with you. It's only happened a few times. It's pretty tricky. Posting your wang won't work. Sending her FG won't work.
Making out with her after an epic date of burgers and milkshakes doesn't work. It's just REALLY FUCKING HARD.

Once you've done that though, there's still an initiation process. There are certain spells and incantations what must be spoken over your prone, naked body as it lies on an altar of aborted deer fetuses. You then have to drink Smoky's urine, and I think something about French gay sex comes into play.

After that, you're ready for the final rites, performed by the Inner circle. These are so secret that we dare not post them here. After the final rites have been performed, you awaken new and changed. You've ascended. You're finally there!

Then, you go back to step one. Like I said, it's just not mathmatically possible.

After reading that, and realizing you actually typed all of that, makes me want to:

Shoot you, followed by myself. It would probably be for the best.

Nuke some random ass state, such as North Dakota, cause lets face it. No one gives a shit about that useless state.

Destroy all evidence of our rituals.